The Fic of a Snick

I am feeling drabblish and procrastinatory and grateful for my most excellent flist. Also, I missed the two-year anniversary of this LJ, which was last month.

So: Prompt me a drabble (or potentially ficlet!) prompt. Anything you like, any fandom I'm familiar with, any ship or outrageous crackiness you please. Prompt a mood or a fic-kink. Prompt me with an original fic idea if you want (although I'll message the result to you privately). You don't talk to me often? Prompt me anyway!

Prompt me! First five people get a drabble, prompts after that may get a drabble if I feel inspired. Just give me one or more characters, and some kind of keyword/scenario/whatever. Wackiness and off-my-beaten-path-edness encouraged. As usual, shippiness not guaranteed, but you're welcome to try. :)