This just in

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I am suddenly taken with an urgent need to read fic in which Buffy ends up on Dancing with the Stars.

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[angearia.livejournal.com]

LOL! Who would be her dancing partner?

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I have no idea. I've actually only watched the show once or twice. I just love the idea. If Emmett Smith can win, then Buffy oughta kick some serious butt. She's got all that Slayer coordination going for her...

[aerintine.livejournal.com]

I smell an epic AU Spuffy fic in the making! Perhaps Spike is a handsome British dancer who moved to the states with his partner Dru to make it big in dancing competitions. They got picked up for DwtS three years ago after their epic win at the National Dance Federation Finals. Spike has a reputation of being surly and difficult with his students. Regardless, all the fans swoon over him every time he does his signature Samba.

Buffy is a savvy business woman who stole the spotlight when she told off Donald Trump on an infamous episode of The Apprentice. She agreed to appear on Dancing in order to promote her non-profit that provides wigs for children with cancer. Maybe if she does a good job dancing she can find another investor and bring hope more sick children...

Now Buffy has been paired with Spike for Season 74 of Dancing with the Stars. Dru has won the glitterball trophy for the last 2 seasons and Spike is determined that this year will be his year! He's pissed off and righteous over Dru's public dumping of him for Liam, a hulking Irish dance pro who's become notorious for dallying with the female stars of the show.

Let's see - who can come up with who the other stars are in competition with Buffy?

[ladyofthelog.livejournal.com]

OMG this is amazing. Someone must write this!

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Hmm?

What?

Sorry, I got lost right around "Spike" and "Samba"...

(I so do not read AH AU's, but if I did this would so be the first on my list! This is fabulous!)

[eilowyn.livejournal.com]

See, if the Slayer Army had a good PR person, this would actually be a good move for Buffy. I mean, if Tom DeLay can get on there as a PR move . . . I also think Andrew would be an instigator in this scenario.

[lizziebuffy2008.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think it should actually be BtVS trying bring good PR to herself and the council. Maybe Harmony could also be a contestant...

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Yeah, this is what I was thinking. And Andrew! Hah!

Mostly, though, I think I just want to watch Buffy turn all that power into dance. Think of the lifts she could do...