Drabble: Commercial Enterprise
Feb. 11th, 2010 08:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snick_backupWritten for the housemate, who stumbled over certain fannish terminology in the introductory note to my Faith/Giles drabble, to amusing effect. It's possible you had to be there. Regardless, the silliest thing I've ever written.
Commercial Enterprise - Buffy, Willy
It took Willy to explain it to her. “It’s like you got a chihuahua, you know?”
“Only, not a dog,” she said, eyeing the card again. Definitely not a dog.
“Grub, actually.”
Eyebrow.
“What, night creatures can’t have pets?”
“So you have a grub...”
“And you want to fancy it up a bit. A coiffure, if you will.”
“With human hair. From corpses.”
“I always say, there’s no accounting for taste.”
“Right.” She turned and slid her stake loose. “Time for a little business negotiation.” She walked out on his splutter, dropping the card as she went.
Pet hairings, indeed.
Commercial Enterprise - Buffy, Willy
It took Willy to explain it to her. “It’s like you got a chihuahua, you know?”
“Only, not a dog,” she said, eyeing the card again. Definitely not a dog.
“Grub, actually.”
Eyebrow.
“What, night creatures can’t have pets?”
“So you have a grub...”
“And you want to fancy it up a bit. A coiffure, if you will.”
“With human hair. From corpses.”
“I always say, there’s no accounting for taste.”
“Right.” She turned and slid her stake loose. “Time for a little business negotiation.” She walked out on his splutter, dropping the card as she went.
Pet hairings, indeed.
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Date: 2010-02-12 03:01 am (UTC)you rock!
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Date: 2010-02-12 03:02 am (UTC)Does that mean I should post it to
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Date: 2010-02-12 03:07 am (UTC)Thanks for affirming my experiment. *g*
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Date: 2010-02-13 01:45 am (UTC)I've never written him before. I'm glad it worked. :)
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Date: 2010-02-13 01:46 am (UTC)Anyway, pleased to make you groan. :)
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Date: 2010-02-12 08:49 am (UTC)(As in "damn, I wish I'd thought of that one") :-)
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