Crush with the Housemate
Mar. 31st, 2010 07:45 amHOUSEMATE: Besides, he's pretty sexy.
ME: Oh?
HOUSEMATE: Yeah, you know, with the trench coat. Did I tell you I have this thing for trenchcoats?
ME: I see. So all this time, "Spike's my favorite character," blah, blah, and now the truth comes out.
HOUSEMATE (weakly): Well, he's a really interesting character, too. Very complex.
ME: Uh huh.
HOUSEMATE: And also, I sort of have a thing for guys carrying torches for girls who don't respond.
ME (thoughtful): Hmm. But this whole Spike/Buffy idea... still icky, right?
HOUSEMATE (almost entirely certain): Oh, yeah. Still icky. The stalking is really creepy.
ME: And then there's the smoking.
HOUSEMATE: Yeah.
ME: I mean, blood breath's bad enough...
HOUSEMATE: But blood breath and smoking...
ME: Yeah.
ME: Oh?
HOUSEMATE: Yeah, you know, with the trench coat. Did I tell you I have this thing for trenchcoats?
ME: I see. So all this time, "Spike's my favorite character," blah, blah, and now the truth comes out.
HOUSEMATE (weakly): Well, he's a really interesting character, too. Very complex.
ME: Uh huh.
HOUSEMATE: And also, I sort of have a thing for guys carrying torches for girls who don't respond.
ME (thoughtful): Hmm. But this whole Spike/Buffy idea... still icky, right?
HOUSEMATE (almost entirely certain): Oh, yeah. Still icky. The stalking is really creepy.
ME: And then there's the smoking.
HOUSEMATE: Yeah.
ME: I mean, blood breath's bad enough...
HOUSEMATE: But blood breath and smoking...
ME: Yeah.
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Date: 2010-03-31 02:04 pm (UTC)Well, I guess except that he likes Buffy. And I don't know that I could date a smoker... And blood doesn't specifically ick me, but hey, I don't think I'd want to kiss him right after he ate.
Hrmm... I see you have brought up valid points. I will consider your statements and then push them far from my mind and continue to lust after the hottness of Spike. *g*
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Date: 2010-03-31 02:06 pm (UTC)But yes, I'd say some post-dinner toothpaste would definitely be in order for this vamp. :)
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Date: 2010-03-31 02:53 pm (UTC)WHAT? Is this insulting my girl????
*clutches pearls*
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Date: 2010-03-31 07:29 pm (UTC)...Do you do laundry, too?
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Date: 2010-03-31 02:55 pm (UTC)I cannot tell you how much I'm vicariously enjoying these posts. I LOVE THEM.
I sort of have a thing for guys carrying torches for girls who don't respond.
I think your housemate and I should be BFFs.
But blood breath and smoking...
Actually...good point. But! Maybe vampires don't retain scents or something! So he doesn't smell like blood and smoke! *makes it canon*
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Date: 2010-03-31 03:49 pm (UTC)Maybe vampires don't retain scents or something! So he doesn't smell like blood and smoke!
No no no! Smell is important! (I actually have a serious thing for scents and smells and odors. It comes up all the time in my fic. It's even one more reason to love writing Spike - he's got that enhanced vampire sense of smell, so I have an excuse to focus on the smells.)
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Date: 2010-03-31 03:52 pm (UTC)Though I do have a bit of a kink for descriptions of Buffy-smells (and others, too) from Spike's perspective
as long as it isn't "Buffy smelled of vanilla" which makes me stabby.Also, I feel that way about color. I'm very, very sensitive to it. Weird, huh?
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Date: 2010-03-31 03:56 pm (UTC)*uses a very appeal color-scheme icon*
Date: 2010-03-31 04:02 pm (UTC)I don't think I label them in my mind, but there's nothing better than a really great description of a color: apple green is a great one, and I just read "fish-belly white" the other day which just made me FLAILY.
It comes up in my work: the first section of "Scarlet and Midnight" is...scarlet and black. Then it moves on to a kind of dingy green-and-brown, then to opal shades like inside a shell, then back to scarlet and black again (there may be other stops in between, but those are the ones I remember). The reunion scene in "Love and Blackmail" was all about gold and ivory (with a bit of black). "Ministers of Grace" is either candlelight gold or jewel-tones from stained glass windows, depending on the section--with the scarlet blood on pure white being a big deal, too.
Tell me about smells!
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Date: 2010-03-31 04:40 pm (UTC)But that doesn't keep them from regularly popping up in my work. I've written two drabbles that are basically nothing but smell - the recent Faith/Giles piece and an old Oz/Willow piece, which seems to imply that smell's an important romantic element for me. Faith/Giles, in particular, keeps presenting itself to me in terms of scents, including ones that I wouldn't ever associate with either Faith or Giles.
But scents are also really important for setting. You know in Seraph, the last night before the surgery, when Spike's getting some quiet time by himself in the basement and notices Joyce's lemon-scented cleaner masking the earthy basement smell underneath, and how it reminds him of the grave? Like that. In terms of writing that worked for me, that was huge.
I was just now rereading "Ministers of Grace," and while I see lots of references to snowy white and then the one big slaughter scene at the end, I don't see that much explicit discussion of color. So I'm guessing for you it's as much implied as it is explicit? That the "color" of a section is as much in the word choice and general ambiance as it is the specific colors mentioned?
Speaking of colors, I tend to associate different words of the alphabet with different colors. Like, things with J's tend to be orange. S's and R's usually mean red. L's and N's are blue/green, depending on context, and Th's are brown, which means Tolkein's languages are usually a blending of all those colors. B's are also blue.
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Date: 2010-03-31 05:23 pm (UTC)Yes! I remember that! Nicely done! I like to wonder how Cora smells to him...does she have different smells in different moods? Is he more attuned to her because she's his daughter? How far does it go?
So I'm guessing for you it's as much implied as it is explicit? That the "color" of a section is as much in the word choice and general ambiance as it is the specific colors mentioned?
Definitely. Sometimes it's really important for me to communicate the color explicitly to the reader--L&B, for instance. But often it's just the way it feels to me that makes me associate it with a given color.
A's are yellow. B's are definitely blue. But I see L's as pink. Huh!
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Date: 2010-04-01 06:25 pm (UTC)I'm honestly not sure. I'm a little hampered here by not having much hands-on personal experience with infants. (That's actually the single biggest reason that thoughts of a sequel are at a stand-still right now.) It's fun to wonder about, though.
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Date: 2010-03-31 03:52 pm (UTC)As for toasters: we inherited the most bizarre toaster when we moved into this apartment. It's a Hello Kitty toaster, and it toasts Hello Kitty into the sides of the toast. It's like buttering your bread and finding Elvis in the grain. It's weird.
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Date: 2010-03-31 04:26 pm (UTC)I don't know why, but I kind of want one.
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Date: 2010-03-31 04:42 pm (UTC)(Also, the kids down here have an urban legend about how Hello Kitty was actually once a girl with cancer of the mouth. Her mother made a deal with the devil that the girl wouldn't die, so instead the devil turned her into Hello Kitty - hence Hello Kitty having no mouth. I've gotten this story from several completely independent sources.)
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Date: 2010-03-31 07:25 pm (UTC)It the evils of children's marketing, taken to new levels!
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Date: 2010-03-31 05:32 pm (UTC)Which is my way of saying YES! I SECOND THIS MOTION!
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