a roundup of the Pens' offseason

Flower was a soggy banana, Geno swam with a whale shark, and Sid failed to get arrested for a 'driving-related' incident in a completely different country than he was actually located in at the time.

Obviously we also hired a new GM and new coach and signed a ton of free agents, but the whale shark and so on are the really important things. Especially the arrest that wasn't. That's for sure the highlight of my hockey summer.

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