Drabble: I Win
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snick_backupBecause you know they’d have had this conversation sooner or later, if they’d both been around long enough...
I Win
Xander&Spike
“Best I'd ever had.”
Xander neither knows nor cares what beer might do to healing eye sockets, nor what happened the night before the night before the end of the world to break Spike’s soulful new alcohol taboo.
“I told her, too. Shouldn’t’ve, but I did.”
However, he’s beyond bored with the semi-drunken conquest epic.
“I said, ‘Only thing better than killing a Slayer is--’”
“I did it first,” Xander says.
A wobbly pause. “You did what?”
“Faith.” A manly giggle squeaks out. “I slept with Faith. I had a Slayer before you did.”
Squinting, unfocused blue. “Did not.”
I Win
Xander&Spike
“Best I'd ever had.”
Xander neither knows nor cares what beer might do to healing eye sockets, nor what happened the night before the night before the end of the world to break Spike’s soulful new alcohol taboo.
“I told her, too. Shouldn’t’ve, but I did.”
However, he’s beyond bored with the semi-drunken conquest epic.
“I said, ‘Only thing better than killing a Slayer is--’”
“I did it first,” Xander says.
A wobbly pause. “You did what?”
“Faith.” A manly giggle squeaks out. “I slept with Faith. I had a Slayer before you did.”
Squinting, unfocused blue. “Did not.”
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Date: 2009-05-30 06:47 am (UTC)Wonderful drabble.
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Date: 2009-09-16 02:02 am (UTC)Let me just say that this is the first Spander fic/drabble where Xander wins. It's always Spike who wins, so this drabble is just unique.
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Date: 2009-09-16 02:11 am (UTC)Hee. It was just so obvious, once the idea occurred to me, that they'd have this conversation at some point. And considering how long Spike's been fixating on Slayers, it really is pretty funny that goofy 17-year-old supposed-loser Xander had sex with one first.
Glad you enjoyed. :)
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